Paper napkins

My suburban diva friend gave me paper napkins last night so I can experience "life on the other side". So, here is my oft updated list of all the things I am using paper vs cloth for.
1. First day, haven't used one yet
2. Day 7, gave one to each child having a carpet picnic
3. Same day, me and Pompey eating bison burgers
4. Wondering what life with paper plates AND paper napkins might be like...
5. Wiped out chunks from Tiny's throw up out of the washing machine. I figured this is the perfect use for tham since A)they came from suburban diva and B) she abhors throw up more than anyone I have ever known. Plus, my logic is if I wasn't willing to rinse the chunks out of the sheets, why would I want to rinse them out of a rag or cloth napkin?
6. Perfect for wiping out the butter holder we keep on the counter to keep butter at room temperature. The lid gets all goopy with butter smears and crumbs and invariably I forget to stick it or the whole contraption in the dishwasher and wiping it with a rag means one more thing to fold and don't want to wipe it with a dirty rag, obviously so, yea for paper napkins!