Confession time

Lest you think Martha Mama is all aprons and a few choice words here and there...let me confess to some, but not ALL, of the bad things I do. If you know NotMeMonday, this is my NotMe.
My neighbors have about 5 pooping dogs in their backyard. When they bark like wild beasts at me while i am gardening, I give a little extra overdose of water to whatever plants are closest to them in order to muddy their paws.
I have been known to keep a diaper in my apron pocket so when the whiner known as Tiny comes beckoning me, I just pull it out and he runs like mad because he hates the diaper change. Gotta facebook and blog on the clock doncha know.
When the laundry is piled high, Notorious and Pitufo earn goodboytreats (aka M&Ms) to race to see who can find and fold the most dish rags, cloth napkins, underwear...you name it.
Moved the aforementioned ever growing pile of laundry THREE different laborious times this weekend because I could not face its mountain of duty. AB, if you thought my house was put together, I should have shown you the crammed FULL dryer overflowing with clean laundry.
I stalk Anthropologie. I stow a 20 here and there and roulette the sale room until I can buy what I want for less than 20. Usually less than 10. The clerks see me on a weekly basis but I rarely spend more than 10-20 at a time. Glad they don't work on commission.

That's all for now...not bad but all true.